Top Ten Ways Police Chiefs Should Not Start A Memo
Posted by admin in Top 10 Lists.1. Are you a jelly belly?
2. Attention, nincompoops!
3. What’s up, dudes?
4. You’re all worthless and weak. That being said…
5. Four score and seven years ago . . .
6. After much consideration, I’ve decided to institute a six-day schedule.
7. Will whoever took my stapler please return it ASAP.
8. Dear underlings . . .
9. Please report to ops for the Segway detail lottery.
10. Has anyone seen my keys?
