(April 6th, 2007)
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1. “I think it’s too soon for us to have sex.”
2. “No thanks barkeep, I’ve had enough already.”
3. “Good evening, officer. Isn’t it a lovely night?”
4. “You’re right.”
5. “I’d love to go home with you, but you’re just not that attractive.”
6. “No thanks. I don’t want any pizza.”
7. “I should probably just keep my mouth shut about it.”
8. “Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T . . . ”
9. “Let’s just talk it through. There’s no need for violence.”
10. “No, I don’t know why you pulled me over.”
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(February 24th, 2007)
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1. Instead of “Objection!” he keeps yelling, “Bingo!”
2. She keeps asking you things like, “Would it kill you to say you did it?”
3. Your legal team is suing each other because someone ate the last bagel.
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(February 15th, 2007)
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1. Are you a jelly belly?
2. Attention, nincompoops!
3. What’s up, dudes?
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(February 6th, 2007)
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1 - You need at least 8 hours of sleep every night.
2 - Sirens give you a headache.
3 - You can’t drive really fast, check a license plate on your in-car computer, talk on the radio, and drink coffee, all at the same time.
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